Down with personal liberty! Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

New from Social Conservatism!

From the same intellectually unsound, quasi-evil ideology that brought you:



  • Opposition to slavery abolition
  • Opposition to equal rights for women
  • Opposition to interracial marriage
  • Opposition to constitutional democracy
  • Opposition to religious freedom
  • Opposition to desegregation
  • Opposition to condoms
  • Opposition to Spongebob Squarepants
  • Opposition to stem-cell research


...comes...

Opposition to equal rights of marriage and adoption!



SEE! How the same arguments used to oppose interracial marriage can be recycled to reduce thinking!

"Interracial Homosecksual marriage isn't right in the eyes of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!"
"It isn't a violation of equal rights, because uppity negroes fags can still get married, just not to whites gays!"
"It isn't fair for children to be raised by ungodly oreos ungodly sodomites because the children would be subjected to hate spewed by racists homophobes (like us) ! "
"Everyone knows the part of the constitution that says "no state shall… deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws" was written by a bunch of no good liberal hippie nigger lovers faggot lovers who hate Jesus and America. In fact, it really doesn't even say that at all!"


EXPERIENCE! How thrilling it feels to be on the wrong side of morality AND history!



RELISH! The opportunity to fight desperately against inevitablity as society slowly but surely evolves for the better!



ENJOY! pretending that trying to legislate hate and restrictions on personal liberty aren't unethical and anti-American!



Sign the petition TODAY!


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