Fact : George W. Bush is a moron Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

It is official; CNN confirms: George W. Bush is a moron. One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered George W. Bush community of supporters when IDC confirmed that George W. Bush's IQ has dropped yet again, now down to less than 1 percent of the national average. Coming on the heels of a recent CNN survey which plainly states that George W. Bush has lost more brain cells, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. George W. Bush's cerebral cortex is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by falling dead last in a recent 2nd grade spelling bee.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict George W. Bush's future. The hand writing is on the wall: George W. Bush faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for George W. Bush because George W. Bush is a moron. Things are looking very bad for George W. Bush. As many of us are already aware, George W. Bush continues to lose popular support. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan states that there are 7000 remaining supporters worldwide of George W. Bush. How many of these supporters are Americans? Let's see. The number of all Dubya supporters versus American supporters posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 American supporters. Registered US voter posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of total American supporter posts. Therefore there are about 700 registered American voters who support George W. Bush. A recent article put non-American Bush supporters at about 80 percent of total George W. Bush supporters. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Dubya supporters. This is consistent with the number of Dubya supporter Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of the state of Texas, abysmal leadership and so on, Dubya went out of employment and was taken over by United States executive branch which runs another troubled government. Now the United States economy is also fucked up, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major polls show that George W. Bush's leadership skills and spelling abilities have steadily declined. George W. Bush's popular support is very sick and his long term prospects are very dim. If George W. Bush is to survive at all it will be among retired oil executive dilettante dabblers. George W. Bush's support continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, George W. Bush's presidency is dead.

Fact: George W. Bush is a moron


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